What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex

WHAT DID I JUST READ TODAY ON CNN.COM?
- Tyrannosaurus Rex?
- 70-million years old?
- Soft tissue?
- DNA...Dino DNA?

Haven't I already seen this movie?
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But this can't be? This must be some liberal plot, funded by George Soros, attempting to prove that so-called "evolution" is fact. But that can't be, because we all know that there are no dino's and even if there were, they couldn't be over 70-million years old because God created the Earth only 3,000 years ago...duh!

KILL ALL THOSE WHO DISAGREE ME AND SEND THEM TO HELL!!!