$43 million...chump change!

DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
$24 million payout
$3.6 million Manhattan apartment
$2 million Utah ski house
$800,000 home in Wallkill
$6 million in her brokerage accounts
$2.9 million in jewelry, including a ruby piece her husband had bought for her but hadn’t given to her prior to their divorce.
Eight cars

This is Susan Sosin's portion of the divorce settlement...not bad, right? Not bad at all considering Mrs. Sosin is a cheating ho! Not once, but twice. First with her rock climbing guide (talk about chick-magnet) and then with a married man she met on an airplane to China.

Now before you go feeling sorry for the ex-hubby, Howard Sosin, he won't be collecting welfare anytime soon. Our boy is the founder of AIG Financial Products. I have no fucking clue what that is, but what I do know is Howard got:
Two mansions in Connecticut
The three desert properties in Arizona
He gets to keep the $89-million and change in the bank account
The ten other cars
$960,000 worth of private club memberships
$22-million in fine art

WINNER: Howard with 73% of the estate, compared to Susan's 27%. I hope those were some million dollar humpings Mrs. Sosin got!

But I do have to ask a couple things:
$89-million in the freaking bank account? Who the hell keeps $89-million in a freaking bank account? Was it a checking account or a savings account? Could they pull out a cool $2-million with the debit card?
And what's up with eighteen fucking cars. Is that car for every mood?
And what comes with a $960,000 club membership? Do BJ's come at the door?

Un-fucking-believable!