Friday, April 01, 2005

The pie stops here

Can someone please explain to me the new craze? No, not kabbalah...but rather Liberals new strategy to quiet the right by throwing food products at them!

"Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff were arrested last night after throwing custard cream pies at author Ann Coulter"

"William Kristol of The Weekly Standard was speaking at Earlham College in Richmond, Indiana, yesterday when a student hit him in the face with a pie."

"Commentator and former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance after an opponent of his conservative views doused him with salad dressing"

Listen, I know that Buchanan is a bigot, Kristol is an idiot and Coulter is one of the creatures from the tavern scene in Star Wars...I know the crap that drips from their mouths is racist, hateful and vengeful. But you need to come up with something better then food throwing to make your point.

People like these hate every Amendment but the 2nd, but us liberals support them all, including the little one about 'Free Speech'. If you don't agree with someone speaking, don't go! If you're too angry to ignore it, gather some friends, write some of your favorite quotes on some poster-board and have a protest party outside the event. Have fun with it; bring a BBQ, bring a pie (to eat), leave the salad dressing for the salad. If you're lucky, someone will bring the beer and you might actually meet a chick...oh, and send a message.

The freedom to speak means the freedom to speak for everyone, not just the views we agree with. If I saw someone throw a pie at a Dowd, or Freeman or Moore, I'd beat their ass!

LEAVE THE PIE AT HOME!!

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