$43 million...chump change!

DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
$24 million payout
$3.6 million Manhattan apartment
$2 million Utah ski house
$800,000 home in Wallkill
$6 million in her brokerage accounts
$2.9 million in jewelry, including a ruby piece her husband had bought for her but hadn’t given to her prior to their divorce.
Eight cars

This is Susan Sosin's portion of the divorce settlement...not bad, right? Not bad at all considering Mrs. Sosin is a cheating ho! Not once, but twice. First with her rock climbing guide (talk about chick-magnet) and then with a married man she met on an airplane to China.

Now before you go feeling sorry for the ex-hubby, Howard Sosin, he won't be collecting welfare anytime soon. Our boy is the founder of AIG Financial Products. I have no fucking clue what that is, but what I do know is Howard got:
Two mansions in Connecticut
The three desert properties in Arizona
He gets to keep the $89-million and change in the bank account
The ten other cars
$960,000 worth of private club memberships
$22-million in fine art

WINNER: Howard with 73% of the estate, compared to Susan's 27%. I hope those were some million dollar humpings Mrs. Sosin got!

But I do have to ask a couple things:
$89-million in the freaking bank account? Who the hell keeps $89-million in a freaking bank account? Was it a checking account or a savings account? Could they pull out a cool $2-million with the debit card?
And what's up with eighteen fucking cars. Is that car for every mood?
And what comes with a $960,000 club membership? Do BJ's come at the door?

Un-fucking-believable!

Sinners, you're all sinners!

Are you currently one of the millions of straight people who are living with your boyfriend/girlfriend?

If so, do you live in either Florida, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, North Dakota, Virginia or West Virginia?

If you answered yes to BOTH questions, please stop reading this, run, don't walk to the nearest police station and turn yourself in...you are breaking the law!

That's correct, you're a sexual deviant, who is commiting a "lewd & lascivious" act like other great 'government in the bedroom' laws like adultery, fornication and sodomy. Prior to 1970, every U.S. state had a Cohabitation Law. But only 43 of them realized that the days of 'Ozzy & Harriet' were over...just ask Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani; all have been married three times.

In cases like these, the typical punishment for your crime is a short prison term or a fine up to $500. In those seven states alone, there are over a million unmarried-partner households, so obviously it's not a law that's enforced often...but all it takes is for on local jackass to enforce the law to ruin another person's life.

Check out Debora Hobbs story!

She's a former sheriff's dispatcher who quit her job after her boss told her to either get married, move out, or find another job!

It's time to end this B.S. law. Check out the ACLU web site!

Media Whores

Shame on the media!

Could they have done any worse reporting the death of Terri Schiavo? I go online to read what I can about her death this morning and what do I get:
- Only her parent’s grief
- Priests calling Terri’s husband a murderer
- Quote after quote from ‘pointless’ protesters
- The Bush brothers

I expect this from Fox, but I’m talking about CNN and MSNBC! I understand why so many quotes over the past two weeks have come from the Schindler’s. They were doing all the talking; there wasn’t a camera crew they didn’t like. Michael, on the other hand, has done what he’s always done; kept this a private matter. He never appeared in front of cameras and rarely granted interviews. That’s fine, that’s his choice. But would have it killed one, single report to question the Schlinder’s constant lying?

But what really tickles my ass is when I go to read details of Terri’s death and all I get are reports about the protesters.

From MSNBC
“Schiavo’s death was met with sadness, anger, despair — and prayers — by supporters of her parents”

“Since March 18, when Schiavo’s feeding tube was disconnected, a cadre of fervent demonstrators gathered outside Woodside Hospice to protest. Many slept in tents or sleeping bags, while others held signs and sang songs during their 13-day vigil.”

“Thursday morning, people burst into tears and threw down the signs they had been carrying as word spread that Schiavo had died.”

“You saw a murder happening,” said Dominique Hanks, who had ridden her motorized wheelchair around the hospice every day since the tube was removed.

“Everybody who denied her right to live are accomplices to murder, and God knows,” Hanks said.

Patrick Bautch of Milwaukee disgustedly tossed away a sign that said “President Bush, Please Help Terri.”

“He could have done something,” Bautch said. “He was supposed to be for life and he neglected his role. ... The value of human life has just gone down the drain.”

A few feet away, a small group burst into hymns, singing the traditional song, “How Great Thou Art,” as Richard Jacobson, of Corning, N.Y., accompanied them on a tarnished trumpet.

Jacobson, who has been playing religious and patriotic music outside the hospice for the past three days, said he didn’t really believe that Terri was dead.

“I’m not believing the report of man,” the bearded man said. “God will raise her from the dead, and all the world will see it.”

After the announcement, Mike Stafford, of Hollywood, Fla., stood before police — who had arrested more than 50 people trying to bring water to Schiavo — gave the Nazi salute and shouted “Heil Hitler.”

“It’s really sick what we’ve seen here,” Stafford said.


You would thing the media would be fighting over the facts for the case, getting a wide variety of opinions, but oh no. They were to busy clambering all over each other to get that next great sound bite from a protester or a shot of the next outrageous sign comparing Terri’s Husband to Hitler. But of course, the day wouldn’t be complete without those pesky Bush brothers.

From Fox News:
President Bush opened up a press conference saying he hoped Terri Schiavo's death would lead to a better appreciation for a "culture of life, where all Americans are valued and protected, especially those who live at the mercy of others."

George’s brother, Jeb said, "I remain convinced, however, that Terri's death is a window through which we can see the many issues left unresolved in our families and in our society. For that, we can be thankful for all that the life of Terri Schiavo has taught us," the governor said in a statement.

And of course we can’t go five minutes with the Vatican chiming in.

A Vatican cardinal denounced Schiavo's death, saying that "an attack against life is an attack against God, who is the author of life."

Just once, it would have been nice if one of the Bush brothers took Michael Schiavo up on his offer and actually came down and visited Terri…since this issue was so important to both of them.

Why couldn’t the media figure out that this case had nothing to do with George Bush, Jeb Bush, the Vatican and it absolutely had nothing to with the worthless protesters? Is this their reward for showing up at a protest; air time? At their peek, the protesters numbered in the one-hundreds. That’s pretty pathetic considering they were bussing them in.

A large majority of the citizens of this country DO NOT, let me say that again, DO NOT agree with the protesters. For these “pro-life” fanatics, Terri’s sad situation had nothing to do with Terri. For them, this was an opportunity to get on TV and promote their war; to create a divide between us and them. For these extremist, Terri was just the first battle in a war to get abortion banned, gays back into the closet, prayer back in school and the Ten Commandments on every piece of public property. For them, the government’s sole purpose is to regulate morality; what we wear, what we say, what we do.

If only these people cared this much about the life’s of the 1,500 U.S. soldiers who have died for George Bush’s faux war.

Rest in Peace

TERRI SCHIAVO
1963-2005

May She Rest In Peace

Terri Schiavo died early this morning.

You may be thinking this is finally over...but trust me, its not!

DEAD WRONG on Iraq WMDs

Panel: Agencies 'Dead Wrong' on Iraq WMDs

"In a scathing report, a presidential commission said Thursday that America's spy agencies were "dead wrong" in most of their judgments about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction before the war and that the United States knows 'disturbingly little' about the threats posed by many of the nation's most dangerous adversaries."

Check it out here!

This whole WMD thing is starting to look like a bad Chevy Chase movie!

DEBATE DATE: Robio vs. Ben Stein

You remember Ben Stein...from 'Win Ben Stein's Money'? Even before that he warmed our hearts as Ferris Bueller's economics teacher.

"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
AND
"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone?"

But one thing we should never forget is before all this, Ben Stein was a speech writer for the lovable Dick Nixon and his ideology remains firmly to the right.

Yesterday, Ben Stein chimed in on the Terri Schiavo situation in The American Spectator, reminding us all where he stands. So I have decided to debate Mr. Stein.
(Again, since I have no ability to reach Ben Stein, I can only debate his op-ed. Below is his op-ed...my opinion is in red)

"Terry Schiavo Sentenced To Death."

Because she had a "husband" who did not want her alive to talk about him or for whatever reason, she was sentenced to die in a cruel and unusual way that the Supreme Court would never have countenanced for the most savage mass killer -- slow starvation and dehydration. Why isn't she excused from the death penalty for that reason alone?

Nice, right off the bat you throw out the new Christian conservative talking point, accusing Terri's husband, Michael Schiavo, of attempted murder and now he wants her dead so he can keep her quiet. You know, if you're just going to use twisted, make-believe talking points, can you use at least use bullet points next time? Thanks.

Because the courts read the public opinion polls and the polls show that most people don't care for her to stay alive, she is sentenced to die. So now we have "Family Feud" justice where the only right answer is the one that most respondents give, and a totally innocent woman has to die because a poll says so.

Gee, if only the Supreme Court ruled based on polls and public opinion more often; those pesky 2000 election results would have been quite different. The laws are clear on this one, Ben. If you want the laws changed, call your local Congressman, this way your parents can decide your fate and not your wife.

I wonder if a poll of Aryan Germans would have found a majority who cared enough to pull a lever to save the Jews. I suspect a good majority -- voting in total secrecy, of course -- would have said, "Let them die. They're inferior and not worth providing food for." So now we are at that level.

Wow, it only took you three paragraphs to throw out the typical Republican "Nazi" reference. Bill O'Reilly would be so proud. But let's be clear on this; you're comparing the systematic elimination of six-million Jews to the majority of Americans who believe a) the husband knows his wife's wishes best and b) if we were in her shoes we would want to be allowed to go quietly into that good night too?

But when Terri Schiavo is with her Maker let's be clear what happened: she was executed by the culture of death judiciary, the same ones who say no baby has a right to live until he's out of the womb by a few days -- and you can bet that's going to change so that babies who are less than perfect will soon be sentenced to death, too. She was executed, despite having committed no crime whatsoever, by thugs in black robes who would not know a law if it were on their breakfast plate.

Yes, the "Culture of death!" Man, you guys are so good at these three-word slogans. And guess what? You're right. It's all part of the Democrats new "Culture of Death" plan. You have us all figured out. After Terri' kicks the bucket, we're going to start killing any babies that are less than perfect (especially the fat ones). If we're lucky, we can take care of the social security problem by simply eliminating anyone over 70 who looks at me wrong on the street.

This is what we have come to. The unelected judiciary has simply taken over, like a gangster governmental branch, from the rest of the government, and it is a judiciary of death. And this is with a Republican, right to life president. When a Democrat wins again, as will surely happen, God help us.

Now Ben, you're a smart man...that's why so many people failed to win your money on your show, so I'm surprised I have to remind you of this; Judge Greer, the state judge who presides over this case in state court (you know, the one under 24-house protection because of all the death threats from the people supporting the "Culture of Life") he was elected, in fact he's been elected three times, most recently in 2004, right in the middle of the Terri Schiavo case. Obviously , someone down there thinks he's doing a fine job.

Winner of the debate: Robio (reminder: This decision is bias based on the fact I am the only voter)

US will cease to exist in 2007

A Palestinian scholar has thoroughly analysis the Koran and appartently it reveals that the United States will cease to exist in the year 2007.



Shocking!! Who the hell knew there were any Palestinian scholars?!!

How will we met our demise you ask? Tital Waves!

After in-dept interpretations of various verses in the Koran, scholar Ziad Silwadi predicts that the U.S. will be hit my a tsunami larger than that which recently struck southeast Asia.

According to Silwadi, this massive tsunami will not be caused by a super-duper earthquake like the recent Indian Ocean one, but rather "great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

Of course, I live in the United States and I certainly don't want to cease to exist in two years, so I was hoping to see what I could do to reverse this great sin tsunami...but the so-called sins are against mankind, Native Americans and blacks. I'm just one man, what the hell am I supposed to do about that? Oh well.

Thanks for the heads up, Ziad.

Fun with photos

Pick Your Own Joke:
1. Where should i store my elephantiasis nuts for winter?
2. You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once....
3. Mmmmmm...nuts

Open Letter to Jesse Jackson

Dear Jesse Jackson-

You’ve been a good man over the years. You’ve done some great things. So I’m not going to crucify you, but I really have to question if you’ve lost your way recently. You’ve become one of those B-List actors who pop up in every commercial, not even knowing the product you’re peddling.

What happened to that man who helped win the release of hundreds of foreign nationals being held in Kuwait by Saddam Hussein?
What happened to the man who helped secure the release of three POW’s held by Milosevic?

I miss that guy.

You’ve turned into an opportunistic, showboat that appears wherever cable news trucks gather in bunch. You’re starting to make Al Sharpton look camera shy.

First it was when a group of degenerates started a brawl at a football game, endangering the lives of fans just trying to watch a football game. These kids were expelled like they should be, but luckily for them they were black and Jesse arrives like John Cochran without the gloves that just don’t fit.

You lobbied on behalf of the boys, declaring the punishment didn’t fit the crime. I don’t know Jesse, when a student comments felony assault on school property, I would rather they not be at school with my children. But if I was you, maybe I could just forget the fact three of the boys repeated their freshman year three times and all seven of the boys missed a combined 300 days of school in the last three years. Maybe if I was Jesse, I could overlook the fact one of the kids was recently arrested for robbery and another for trespassing at the school.

Maybe instead of supporting hooligans Jesse, you should go watch Morgan Freeman’s “Lean On Me.” It was a great movie with a great line, “One bad apple can spoil the bunch.” You should check it out sometime; you might learn something.

But the last two weeks, you’ve really shown that you’re nothing but a media whore. How long is it before you end up on VH1’s ‘Surreal Life’?


First you pop up in defense of Michael Jackson. Now this just makes me sick. I can’t figure out who’s the bigger whore here; you for leaching onto an accused child molester or Michael Jackson grabbing onto any religion he can to save his ass. He’s a Jehovah’s Witness, then he seeks council and receives security from the Muslim sect of the Nation of Islam, now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning to pray and seek your advice; a Baptist Christian. That’s why Michael’s back hurts so much; he’s kissing up to too many gods.

As for you, shame on you again. I have no idea if Michael Jackson is guilty. I’m not a member of the jury. But maybe what you’ve should have been doing is telling your buddy Michael to stop sleeping with children in his bed; stop showing pornography to children; and lay off the Jesus juice, especially after he’s already paid off one boy to keep quiet in the early 90’s.

But now you’ve topped yourself. If there was one media circus I’d expect you to keep your ass out of, this was the one. Yesterday, you pulled up in a white stretched limo, wearing a $2,000 suit to support Terri Schiavo’s parents; accusing the Hospice of starving to death a patient. Shame on you Jesse!
(I wonder if Martin Luther King Jr. ever pulled up to a Birmingham Bus Boycott in a white stretch limo and $2,000 suit)

If you even bothered to look into the facts of this case or have a conversation with Terri’s husband you would learn that Terri’s brain is done, it’s gone. Terri’s CAT-SCAN shows zero activity…when there’s no activity, you can’t think, you can’t feel pain, you can’t do anything except stare off into space and moan a lot. And worst yet, you jumped into bed with the devil himself, Randall Terry. Remember the old saying Jesse, if you dance with the devil you're going to get burned. Well, it's time for you to stop, drop and roll because you're smoking.

Personally, I can’t figure out why you’re doing all this. Maybe you feel like you lost all your moral mojo when you got caught sticking lil’ Jesse into another chick not named Mrs. Jesse Jackson. Come on Jesse, even the best of us can knock up someone who’s not our wife. All you had to do was lay low, save your marriage, raise your new bastard child and make piece with your God…but that’s not possible. Like Paris Hilton’s tit, you just keep popping back out…in front of the cameras no less.

Jesse, do me a favor...start fighting the fights that need fighting and I’ll be back in your corner, brother!

Sincerely,
Robio

Jews 1 Raiders 0

Have you ever wanted to be a Jew? If you’re like me, you’re saying, hell yeah!

Well, now you can; just move to the little town of Ajax and root, root, root for the home team…the Ajax Jews.

I know what you’re thinking, "Robio, what the fuck are you talking about?"

FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES:
A Dutch Soccer Riddle: Jewish Regalia Without Jews
"Just minutes before a high-stakes soccer game not long ago between this city's home team, Ajax, and their rivals from the southern city of Eindhoven, a chant built to a roar in the hall packed with supporters where they were serving plastic pint cups of Dutch beer."

"Jews, Jews, Jews!" thousands of voices cried.

"Outside, souvenir stalls sold Israeli flags or flags with the Ajax logo, the head of the fabled Greek warrior, emblazoned inside the star of David. Fans arrived with hats, jackets and scarves embroidered with Hebrew writing. Until recently, the team's official Web site even featured the ringing tones of Hava Nagila and other Jewish songs that could be downloaded into fans' mobile phones."

"Few, if any, of these people are Jewish."

DO YOU WANT TO READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE? Go for it!

Debate Date: Robio vs. Joe Scarborough

ACTUALLY THAT'S A LIE. I'M NOT REALLY DEBATING JOEY "LOWEST RATINGS ON MSNBC" SCARBOROUGH...I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONTACT HIM IF I WANTED TO TAKE HIM ON, BUT I WILL CHALLENGE JOE'S BLOG
(Below is Joe's most recent blog. My debate points are inserted in red)

Political dustups give elites bad name (Joe Scarborough)

Every year or so, we have a cultural debate that seems to divide Americans into two camps. And as you have learned from this week's shows, it is not always Republicans fighting Democrats.

ACTUALLY JOEY, THIS 'CULTURAL DEBATE' ISN'T DIVIDING THE COUNTRY. YOU SEE, WHEN YOU USE THE WORD DIVIDE, YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT HALF THE NATION THINKS ONE WAY AND THE OTHER HALF FEELS THE OTHER WAY. IN THIS CASE, YOU SIT IN A VERY SMALL MINORITY WHO THINK LETTING TERRI PASS INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT IS MURDER.

I know many Republicans who support Michael Schiavo's efforts to end his wife's life, and I know many Democrats who agree with me that starving Terri to death is inhumane and beneath us as a country.

WHAT DO THOSE SAME REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS THINK OF TOM DELAY'S DECISION TO TURN OFF HIS FATHER'S LIFE SUPPORT AND KILLING HIM? MY OPINION, TOM DELAY DID THE HUMANE THING SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO, JUST AS TERRI'S HUSBAND IS DOING.

But it is during these kind of dustups in American culture that elites earn their bad name.

HARD TO ARGUE THIS ONE, I'M NOT SURE WHO THE "ELITES" ARE. HOW VERY ANN COULTER OF YOU.

Too many sniff and snort at any hayseed or redneck who dares to question their take on Jesus, Janet Jackson, or Terri Schiavo.

BLESS YOU!

And they will, more times than not, go to ridiculous ends to prove you and me wrong.

SINCE YOU'RE BEING VERY GENERAL HERE, I CAN ONLY GUESS WHAT I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG FOR...AND I'M GOING TO GUESS TERRI'S STATE. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH THE SEVEN OF EIGHT DOCTORS WHO ACTUALLY EXAMINED SCHIAVO AND DECLARED HER A VEGGIE.

I could name countless distortions trotted out by the mainstream media, Washington think-tanks or political organizations, but will instead focus on the media's claim that those of us who believe a state sanctioned starvation is immoral are, well, dead wrong.

COME ON JOEY, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO THROW OUT ONE OF THE 'COUNTLESS DISTORTIONS' TROTTED OUT BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA? SINCE YOU WON'T, LET ME LAY SOME FACTS ON YOU.

- TERRI IS CONSCIOUS - NOPE! THERE IS NO, ABSOLUTELY NO ACTIVITY IN HER BRAIN
- MICHAEL SCHIAVO WANTS HER DEAD SO HE CAN MARRY HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND - WRONG. MICHAEL STOOD BY HIS WIFE FOR EIGHT YEARS BEFORE DECIDING SHE WASN'T GOING TO IMPROVE. IN FACT, NURSES ALMOST HAD HIM BANNED FROM THE HOSPICE BECAUSE HE WAS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS WIFE'S CARE
- MICHAEL SCHIAVO WANTS TERRI DEAD SO HE CAN COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY - DEAD WRONG. OF THE ONE-MILLION TERRI'S HUSBAND WAS AWARDED TO CARE FOR TERRI, THERE IS ONLY ABOUT $50,000 LEFT. HIS LAWYERS HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR HIM THE PAST TWO YEARS FOR FREE
- THERE ARE NEW TREATMENTS TO CURE TERRI - FALSE. TERRI HAS NO BRAIN. IT WENT BYE-BYE
- IS TERRI'S CONDITION UNEXPLAINED - IT IS NOT. TERRI HAD A HEART ATTACK AND HER BRAIN STOPPED RECEIVING OXYGEN. HER HEART STOP BECAUSE OF A POTASSIUM IMBALANCE INDUCED BY SEVERE BULIMIA NERVOSA. THERE IS NO QUESTION, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES ANN COULTER TRIES TO RAISE ONE

The New York Times told us in a headline last week that starving to death was a most gentle way to die.

YES THEY DID, BECAUSE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE IN TERRI'S CASE WHO HAS NO BRAIN; WHEN YOU HAVE NO BRAIN, YOU CAN'T FEEL HUNGER, YOU CAN'T FEEL PAIN; NOT EVEN THE HORRIBLE CRAMPS PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY ACCIDENTLY TURN ON YOUR SHOW.

The Associate Press cited a study that showed that on a sliding scale from one to nine, experts believed that dying from a lack of food and water was all in all, a very good death.

Fascinating, isn't it?

IT IS, BUT NOT AS FASCINATING AS YOUR HAIR.

If starvation is such a rocking trip, then why did the New York Times report pre-Schiavo that famine victims clutched their stomachs in pain?

BECAUSE COCKFUCKER...CAN I CALL YOU COCKFUCKER; THE NY TIMES WAS REFERRING TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BRAINS; PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIVING IN VEGGIELAND. REMEMBER THE POINT ABOVE, BRAIN THAT WORKS = FEELING PAIN (LIKE HUNGER). BRAIN DOESN'T WORK = FEEL NO PAIN. THAT WOULD BE LIKE TAKING AN ARGUMENT ON YOUR SHOW SUPPORTING THE DEATH PENALTY AND THEN QUOTING YOU AS SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS ABORTION; ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.

And speaking of famines, are we now to believe that Bob Geldof and those meddling kids who put together Live Aid in 1985 were robbing African famine victims of a peaceful slumber, a most pleasurable death?

NICE, WAY TO DRAG ETHIOPIA INTO THIS. I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED, BEING A REPUBLICAN, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU EVEN KNEW ABOUT AFRICA. YOU KNOW THEY HAVE BLACK PEOPLE THERE? AGAIN, STARVING PEOPLE WITH BRAIN, BAD. STARVING VEGGIE WITH NO BRAIN, NOT SO BAD.

If so, then why worry about famine relief at all?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO BUST OUT WITH "WE ARE THE WORLD! WE ARE THE CHILDREN! WE ARE THE ONE'S THAT MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY, SO LET'S START GIVING!"

Elites have had no problem coming on my show telling me how Terri Schiavo has no quality of life so she would be better off dead.

DO THESE ELITES HAVE ACTUAL NAMES OR IS IT SOME KIND OF GROUP I CAN JOIN LIKE, SUBWAY SANDWICH CLUB CARD...YOU KNOW JOEY, IF YOU PURCHASE SEVEN FOOT-LONGS, YOU GET THE EIGHTH ONE FREE!!

Certainly the same holds true of starving children in Africa who are abused, raped, infected, and dying. Using elites' logic, feeding these children only prolong their pain.

JOE, I'M GETTING BORED. YOU'VE MADE THE SAME POINT IN THE LAST THREE PARAGRAPHS...YOU'RE RAMBLING.

Maybe Elton John should headline the next Live Aid concert and sing 'Funeral for a friend' and 'Better off dead.'

WOW JOEY, YOU'RE AIMING BELOW THE BELT NOW. TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME; HEY JOEY, BEFORE YOU BECAME MSNBC'S LOWEST RATED PRIMETIME SHOW, YOU WERE A FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN WHO QUICKLY RESIGNED WHEN RUMORS BEGAN TO SPREAD THAT YOU WERE POKING A WOMAN WHO WASN'T YOUR WIFE...ANYHOW, MY QUESTION IS; WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LORI KLAUSUTIS, THE LITTLE INTERN WHO DROPPED DEAD IN YOUR OFFICE RIGHT BEFORE YOU RESIGNED? IT'S HARD TO FIND OUT BECAUSE HER NAME DOESN'T POP UP ON ANY REPUBLICAN/CONSERVATIVE WEB SITES; NO MENTION OF HER CONTRIBUTIONS, NO TRIBUTES TO HER MEMORY, NO COMMENTS OF HER PASSING. IT'S LIKE THE RING-WING WANTS THE MEMORY OF HER TO JUST GO AWAY.

Or maybe, just maybe, elites should stop telling Americans how to live their lives, how to die, and how stupid we all are when we just don't see eye to eye.

I HAVE A MUCH BETTER IDEAL JOSEPH...MAYBE YOU HAIRY-ASSES WHO MAKE UP THE 1/3 OF AMERICAN'S WHO DON'T SUPPORT THE REMOVAL OF TERRI'S FEEDING TUBE, STOP TELLING US AMERICAN'S HOW TO LIVE OUT LIFE'S, HOW TO DIE AND HOW 'ELITIST' WE ALL ARE BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE.

WINNER OF THE DEBATE: ROBIO IN A LANDSLIDE (THIS DECISION IS BIAS BASED ON THE FACT I'M THE ONLY VOTE!!)

We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is

You might be surprised to learn, but Robio is out of touch! I'm not always up on what the kids are doing these days. For example:
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I didn't realize that J Lo is no longer J Lo, she's back to Jennifer Lopez. She changes names almost as fast as she changes husbands.

I didn't know that Jennifer Lopez is still putting out albums? I thought that whole Spanish movement died in 2001. I was wrong. J Lo...er, I mean Mrs. Mark Anthony has a new album, "Rebirth". So I'm guessing she's the Latin Jesus Christ or is it the Latin Maria Carey and her album is the Latin "Through the Rain"?

I also didn't realize that Lopez had started her own clothing line called "Sweetface". I guess "Bubble Butt" or "Fat Rump" was already taken.

But according to the NY DAILY NEWS LOWDOWN, PETA's throwing a fit because Lopez's "clothing line is replete with real fur."

Now everyone who knows me will tell ya, I'm not a PETA kind of guy...I love red meat, so rare that it's still moving...and I do enjoy wearing the occasional leather, especially when attending my Tuesday night S&M parties. But for once, I'm going to side with PETA, and not just because I love their ads featuring naked hotties with fuzzy bunnies.
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So you want to put anti-Lopez ads in magazines...go for it!
You want to picket her movie "Monster-In-Law"...rock on!

As for me, I'm going to do my part as well. I'm officially boycotting Jennifer Lopez's new album! That's right, I ain't buying it!!
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Have I ever bought any of her previous albums? No
Was I planning to buy her new album? Of course not
Have I ever seen a Lopez movie? Absolutely not, but I did download some photos of her once...actually, they weren't really her, it was just her head pasted onto someone else's body.

Okay, okay...because Lopez has fur in her clothing line, I will not watch her movies, buy her albums and I will not, under any circumstances download any photos of her; real ones or fake ones.

Terri's Blog

Now I know I'm going to hell for this one!!

It seems like everyone these days is starting their own blog...even Terri Schiavo.

Sunday, March 27, 2005
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posted by terri at 12:25 PM

Flabby Man

Oh Arnold..what happened to you big Sexy?


"It has taken just two years of good living as the governor of California for the 57-year-old's shape to go somewhat belly-up,"...read more!

Democracy...we love it!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Democracy...learn it, live it, love it!

"POLITICAL INFIGHTING DISRUPTS IRAQI PARLIAMENT" ~MSNBC



Be patient boys...you'll figure it all out soon enough. But this whole 'kick the press out' when things get tough...how very George Bush of you.

Stop Bolton!

Let's be clear on one thing; things over at the United Nations are a mess. A colossal mess? No, just a mess. The biggest being the oil-for-food scandal which allowed Saddam to siphon billions of dollars into his own pockets, which may force Secretary General Kofi Annan to resign soon.

Is this scandal bad? You bet your butt cheeks. Should the U.N. collapse because of it? Hell no!

The purpose of the U.N. is to help preserve peace, help settle disputes, help defuse international crisis and most importantly, lead the charge for humanitarian assistance around the world.

That's a lot of on the menu; so it's understandable if they burn a few appetizers. But the key to the United Nations is that every member has to do its part for it to function properly; Russia, England, France, China and yes, even the United States.

But ever since George 'Cokehead' Bush sneaked into office, he's been dropping his pants shaking his hairy-white ass at the United Nations. We wanted to go to war, members of the U.N. Security Council didn't approve. Well, fuck you, we'll go anyway.

You'll notice I don't use the word 'preemptive'. I don't because preemptive implies that we were about to be attacked by another country and we just choose to attack them first. You can learn more about this cool word here & here)


But now Bushie has done it again. This time he's turned around and waggled his ball sack at the United Nations by appointing John Bolton. Who is John Bolton? His peers at the state department refer to him as the "guided missile", not because of his sexual exploits, but due to the force in which he pursues his goals and the collateral damage he often inflicts in doing so.

AND WHAT DOES BOLTON HIMSELF THINK OF THE UNITED NATIONS
- Bolton said, "There is no United Nations; there is an international community that occasionally can be lead by the only real power left in the world, and that's the United States, when it suits our interests and when we can get others to go along."
- He proudly declared in 1994, "The secretariat building in New York has 38 stories. If you lost ten stories today it wouldn't make a bit of difference."
- He also said, "This kind of mindless creation of the United Nations as something different than what's in the United States interests isn't going to sell here or anywhere else."
- Bolden has made his contempt clear, "The United States makes the U.N. work when it wants it to work and that's exactly the way it should be because the only question, the only question for the United States is what's in our National Interests. And if you don't like that, I'm sorry, that is the fact."

If Bush has concerns about the effectiveness of the United Nations, he should be working to improve it, so shouldn't he start by appointing someone who believes in it? Nah, for Bush, that would be too smart. Re-read the above quotes, you tell me Bush's true motive to appointing Bolton.

A stronger United Nations means a safer United States, don't let Bush appoint a man who's only goal is to undermine the U.N. and the rest of the world. Check out stopbolton.org

Did you ever want to feel sorry for a conservative...Here's your chance!

"Judge Greer is Corrupt," according to Randall Terry. Why? Because Mr. Terry didn't like the fact that Judge Greer didn't ignore the law and instead choose to obey the law?

This of course isn't surprising, Randall Terry is oh, what's that word I'm thinking of...a COCK!

Randall Terry's highlights:
- Terry was a leader in the anti-abortion movement's campaign in the 80's and early 90's to put clinics out of business through intimidation, harassment and violence.
- In a 1995 speech, Terry said of doctors who perform abortions, "When I, or people like me, are running the country, you'd better flee, because we will find you, we will try you and we will execute you."
- Following an anti-racketeering lawsuit by the National Organization for Women, he agreed in 1998 to a permanent injunction against any future actions against clinics.

But this isn't about Randall "reach around" Terry, this is about the man he despises..Judge George Greer!

WHO IS JUDGE GEORGE GREER?
WHO IS THIS MAN WHO HAS BECOME PUBLIC ENEMY #2? (ONLY BEHIND MICHAEL SCHIAVO)

Well, to most people's surprise...he's not a liberal-activist judge. He's a devote Christian conservative who's a lifelong Republican. He's been a judge since 1992 and even though the ultra-conservative web site worldnewsdaily.com predicted his defeat in the 2004 election due to his decisions in the Schiavo case, he easily won his 3rd six-year term in 2004. He says this will be his last.

When asked about the Schiavo case, Judge Greer said, "My job is to follow the law: not to agree with the law, but to follow it."
He also has said his conscience is not bothered, even when he disagrees with the law. "That’s how our system operates," he said. "At my level, I just do what the law tells me to do. That's what I'm supposed to do. That's my oath."

You can read more about Judge Greer here!

WHY SHOULD WE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM?
- Because of the many death threats he's received and the constant protests outside his home, he and his family are under protection of armed guards.
- The FBI recently arrested a North Carolina man who placed a $50,000 bounty on his head
- Despite the fact he followed the law, there is an online petition to have him impeached...so far, about 28,000 have signed it; about 22,000 less that filed a complaint to the FCC about Janet Jackson's breast.
- The worst thing though has to be that his Southern Baptist church asked him to leave and sadly, he did. Oh, the compassion.

Muslims want to penetrate you

Actually, according to Paul Sperry, they have already penetrated the government. Just like those damn Commies in the 40's & 50's, Muslims are trying to bring down America from the inside.
Those sneaky sand people!! No, not the Tuskin Raiders, the other ones.


LET'S COMPARE THE IDEAS IN SPERRY'S BOOK TO THE IDEAS IN MY BOOK (THE ONE I WOULD WRITE IF I HAD MORE THAN A 3RD-GRADE EDUCATION):

SPERRY: Methods used by Muslim leaders to conceal the dark underbelly of Islam in an effort to gain wider acceptance in Washington.
ROBIO: Methods used by Christian conservatives to conceal the hypocritical bullshit of Christianity in an effort to gain wider acceptance in Washington.

SPERRY: The 'white lies' told by Muslims to defend the faith.
ROBIO: The 'white lies' told by Christians to defend the faith.

SPERRY: How the FBI still knows alarmingly little about the growing threat of Muslim fanatics in America.
ROBIO: How 'most of America' still knows alarmingly little about the growing threat of Christian fanatics in America.

SPERRY: How Washington let the 9/11 imam who privately counseled the hijackers leave the country on a Saudi jet despite his being the subject of post-9/11 terror-financing investigations.
ROBIO: How George Bush let the entire Bin Laden family leave the country on a Saudi jet without being properly questioned by the FBI.

SPERRY: The doubletalk and lies used by Muslim leaders and terrorists in a bid to conceal their agenda.
ROBIO: The doubletalk and lies used by Christian leaders and their twisted flock in a bid to conceal their agenda.

SPERRY: The truth about the Council on American-Islamic Relations. Infiltration chronicles how they've scared government leaders into backing off an aggressive campaign against domestic terrorism by invoking dubious claims of religious freedom.
ROBIO: The truth about the Christian conservatives who have scared government leaders into setting a neo-conservative agenda; to eliminate a woman's right to choose, to amend the Constitution for the purpose of discriminating against gays, to force prayer back into public school, to take the teaching of 'evolution' out of text books, to ban any speech that doesn't agree with their thinking, to attack any country they decide is a threat without any proof, to kidnap any person from any country and send them to Syria or Saudi Arabia to be tortured without any proof that such person has done anything wrong (except being a non-Christian) and have Christian monuments like the 'Ten Commandments' on any public property they seem fit.

You can find all of Paul Sherry's garbage here!
His past B.S. has appeared in "truth-challenged" publications as the NY Post, Wall Street Journal, The Houston Chronicle, The American Conservative, The American Spectator and WorldNetDaily

Bob Schindler is a murderer...just ask him yourself

For every Terri Schiavo case out there, you'll find thousands of cases just like it.

Terri Schiavo's own father, Robert Schindler recently said, "People are being executed every day. I don't mean by the law. I mean executed by being starved to death - mainly the elderly, and people with Alzheimer's. There is a big, dark secret out there."

He's right about one thing; there is a big, dark secret out there. According to The Guardian, Terri's father pulled the plug on his own mother.

"Given the vehemence with which he has been fighting to prolong Terri's life, it is a little surprising to learn that Robert decided to turn off the life-support system for his mother. She was 79 at the time, and had been ill with pneumonia for a week, when her kidneys gave out. "I can remember like yesterday the doctors said she had a good life. I asked, 'If you put her on a ventilator does she have a chance of surviving, of coming out of this thing?'" Robert says. "I was very angry with God because I didn't want to make those decisions."

I've used the word 'hypocrite' so many times during this case, it's starting to lose all meaning. Taking someone off a ventilator means to suffocate them! This is no different then pulling someone's feeding tube! You need both to live and when you take both away, you die!!! Bob "I don't give a shit about what every doctor says about my daughter" Schindler pulled the plug (killing) his mother and Tom "The polls are against what I did, I should not say another word from this point on" DeLay pulled the plug (killing) his father.

But like I said, there are thousands of cases like this around the country. At Salon, read one great article about one particular case.

LETTING MY BROTHER DIE
By Lori Leibovich
Like Terri Schiavo, Phil was never going to recover. Removing his feeding tube was a devastating decision. But at least my family got to make it privately...Read On

Why I want Terri Schiavo to die?

Why do I want Terri Schiavo dead? I have my reasons...you can look at any number of postings to find out, but wouldn't it be more fun for the ring-wing nutsacks to do it for me.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
"How many of you want Terri Schiavo to die simply because some Christian conservatives want her to live?"
"Could it be -- and I suspect this is the real answer -- could it be that you have been so pent up with rage and frustration over the Christians in this country?"
"You just hated the success of The Passion of the Christ."
ACTUALLY, I ASKED, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? HE WOULD CURE HER! BUT J.C.'S BEEN TOO BUSY POPPING UP ON GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES

JOE SCARBOROUGH
"Why is that the same activists who fight to save the whales, the spotted owls, and a snail darter, for God's sake, sit quietly by while the U.S. government helps kill Terri Schiavo? Why do we see the visceral reaction by leftist organizations to the attempts to save Terri Schiavo's life? Do these liberals really hate George Bush so much? And that's all you ever hear about, George Bush. You never hear about Terri Schiavo."
"Do they hate George Bush so much that they are cheering for Terri's death only because the president of the United States and his brother are fighting for Terri's life?"
IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A SNAIL DARTER, YOU WOULD KNOW WHY I WANT THEM SAVED


PEGGY NOONAN
"Why are they so committed to this woman's death? They seem to have fallen half in love with death."
YES, I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH DEATH. IT'S VIDEO GAMES/TV/MOVIES/BILL CLINTON/MARILYN MANSON'S FAULT

BILL "LOOFA" O'REILLY
"Number one, there are a lot of Americans who simply want the woman to die. They just want her to die for a number of different reasons. There are some left-wing newspaper columnists, Maureen Dowd in The New York Times today, Richard Cohen, that despicable weasel down in The Washington Post. Oh, God! He is -- believe me. Anyway, they want her to die. And I'm sayin' to myself -- why? Why do you care whether she lives or dies?"
COME ON BILL...DIDN'T YOU READ SCARBOROUGH'S ARTICLE...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SNAIL DARTER!!!


BAY BUCHANAN
"There's only one reason that they want this person to die, and that's because they've decided this woman is the property of her husband and he can do what he wants."
YOU KNOW, I TRIED THE WOMAN IS PROPERTY THING ON MY GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT. IT DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL. SHE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT REMINDING ME WHY I'M SUCH A 'BAD, BAD BOY'

FAUX NEWS' JOHN GIBSON
"Republicans stand for parents' right and life, and Democrats have sided for questionable husband and dying?"
HECK, SOMEONE'S GOT TO STAND UP FOR HUSBAND'S AND DYING AND STRIPPERS...OH WAIT, JUST HUSBAND'S AND DYING...NO STRIPPERS, SORRY

CARL THOMAS
"(Democrats) Having been conditioned to accept killing, even killing by the state according to an arbitrary standard of who is "fit" to live and who is not, it will be a short step to killing Grandma and Grandpa in their "assisted living" centers, which quickly will be transformed into centers for assisted dying."
ACTUALLY, YOU BALL BAGS HAVE ALREADY STARTED THAT PROCESS WITH YOUR CUTS IN MEDICARE. THANKS!

AND THIS IS A CUTE LITTLE LINE TAKEN FROM ANN COULTER B.S. ON THE SUBJECT...
"The husband also happened to be the only person present when the oxygen was cut off to Terri's brain in the first place. He now has two children with another woman."
TELL ME IF I'M WRONG, IS ANN 'COCK LOVER' COULTER SUGGESTING THAT MICHAEL SCHIAVO KILLED HIS WIFE? THAT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OXYGEN GETTING CUT OFF FROM HER BRAIN? SHOULD I BE SURPRISED?

Desperate times calls for Desperate Lies

From THINK PROGESS

Privatizers Getting Desperate
On Thursday, privatization-pushers released a deceptive “research briefing” with excerpts from news stories on recent Social Security town-hall meetings. The article snippets give the impression that President Bush’s privatization plan enjoys nationwide backing; indeed, the document’s bold, italicized headline reads, “More Americans Support Call To Strengthen Social Security.”

Just one problem – several of the individuals quoted in the press release explain in the excerpted articles that they actually oppose privatization:

The pull-quote: Clif Smith, A Retiree From Joplin: “I Believe [Social Security] Needs Improved [Sic].”

The full quote:

“I believe it needs improved,” said Clif Smith, a retiree from Joplin, at the AARP gathering. “But nothing of the nature of what is being talked about in Washington.”

Smith said he opposes private accounts because he thinks they would drain money from the trust fund, but he said the fund itself should own stock.

Quote of the Day

I'm almost starting to feel sorry for ole' Jeb

Referring to Jeb Bush sending in state troopers to 'rescue' Terri.
"If Gov. Bush wants to be the man that his brother is, he needs to step up to the plate like President Bush did when the United Nations told him not to go into Iraq. Be a man. Put politics aside."
~Randall Terry, Operation Rescue

Read article here!

Gay and dying...sorry, not part of the 'Culture of Life'

If you're like me, you've been enjoying the hypocrisy of the Republicans screaming about the "culture of life". But what's going on in Michigan is a fucking joke.

From proudparenting.com:
"Doctors or other health care providers could not be disciplined or sued if they refuse to treat gay patients under legislation passed Wednesday by the Michigan House. The bill allows health care workers to refuse service to anyone on moral, ethical or religious grounds."

So let me get this straight...a doctor can refuse to treat a patient because they're gay? Let's be clear on this; emergency medical technicians can arrive at someone's house and refuse to care for them because they're gay?

So I should expect DeLay, Frist and Bush to be running back to Washington to prevent this right? Refusing to care for someone, even a sinner, is immoral, right? By refusing to care for someone, they can die and we all know how important the 'culture of life' is to Conservatives...oh wait, it's conservatives passing this bill...how shocking!!

Sex Offenders for Life!

Who doesn't love a Christian with a record?

Scott Heldreth is the father of Josh Heldreth, one of several youngsters arrested for trying to bring water to Terri Schiavo. So who are these people dedicated to "saving" Terri's life? Scott is a registered sex offender in Florida, who spent time in prison in 1992-1993. He was arrested at Ohio University and charged with two counts of rape and one count of kidnapping.


Be sure to read the article here!

Pull the plug on DeLay

"A family tragedy that unfolded in a Texas hospital during the fall of 1988 was a private ordeal — without judges, emergency sessions of Congress or the debate raging outside Terri Schiavo's Florida hospice.

The patient then was a 65-year-old drilling contractor, badly injured in a freak accident at his home. Among the family members keeping vigil at Brooke Army Medical Center was a grieving junior congressman — Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas)"...READ WHOLE ARTICLE

From the guy who brought us these wonder quotes...
"The few, objecting House Democrats have so far cost Mrs. Schiavo two meals already today"
"Terri Schiavo is not brain-dead; she talks and she laughs, and she expresses happiness and discomfort."
"We will do everything to enforce the power and authority of the Congress and no little judge sitting in a state district court in Florida is going to usurp the authority of Congress."
"We, as Congress, have every right to make sure that the constitutional rights of Terri Schiavo are protected, and that's what we're doing."
"Right now, murder is being committed against a defenseless American citizen in Florida"
"Mrs. Schiavo's life is not slipping away? It is being violently wrenched from her body in an act of medical terrorism."

NOW, LET'S LOOK AT THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LA TIMES ARTICLE:
"There was no point to even really talking about it," Maxine DeLay, the congressman's 81-year-old widowed mother, recalled in an interview last week. "There was no way [Charles] wanted to live like that. Tom knew — we all knew — his father wouldn't have wanted to live that way."

"He had no consciousness that I could see," Braddick said. "He did a bit of moaning and groaning, I guess, but you could see there was no way he was coming back."

""Daddy did not want to be a vegetable," said Skogen, one of his daughters-in-law at the time. "There was no decision for the family to make. He made it for them."

"The preliminary decision to withhold dialysis and other treatments fell to Maxine along with Randall and her daughter Tena — and "Tom (DeLay) went along." He raised no objection, said the congressman's mother."

Doctors advised that he would "basically be a vegetable," said the congressman's aunt, JoAnne DeLay.

BUT OF COURSE, DELAY'S NOT GOING TO LET THIS GET IN THE WAY OF HIS "SAVING" TERRI

"The situation faced by the congressman's family was entirely different than Terri Schiavo's," said a spokesman for the majority leader, who declined requests for an interview.

"The only thing keeping her alive is the food and water we all need to survive. His father was on a ventilator and other machines to sustain him," said Dan Allen, DeLay's press aide.

BUT AS I OFTEN SAY WHEN I READ WHAT REPUBLICANS SAY-BULLSHIT!!
According to the LA Times
- Both stricken patients were severely brain-damaged.
- Both were incapable of surviving without medical assistance.
- Both were said to have expressed a desire to be spared from being kept alive by artificial means.
- Neither of them had a living will.

ANOTHER TRAGIC IRONY FROM THE DEATH OF DELAY'S FATHER WAS THAT-

In 1988, DeLay's father Charles built an "elevator-like device that would carry the family and friends down a 200-foot slope to the blue-green waters of Canyon Lake." (What, you don't have one of these at your home?)

Once he was finished, he and some family members climbed into the four-person trolley. However as soon as they got going, the trolley sped out of control and crashed. DeLay's father flew into a tree head first.

Now at the time, Tom DeLay was an outspoken defender of business against what he calls the crippling effects of "predatory, self-serving litigation."

However, what did he and his family do after his father's death? You'll never guess! Sued!!

FROM THE LA TIMES ARTICLE:
"The family then turned to lawyers. In 1990, the DeLays filed suit against Midcap Bearing Corp. of San Antonio and Lovejoy Inc. of Illinois, the distributor and maker of a coupling that the family said had failed and caused the tram to hurtle out of control.

The family's wrongful death lawsuit accused the companies of negligence and sought actual and punitive damages. Lawyers for the companies denied the allegations and countersued the surviving designer of the tram system, Jerry DeLay.

The DeLay family litigation sought unspecified compensation for, among other things, the dead father's "physical pain and suffering, mental anguish and trauma," and the mother's grief, sorrow and loss of companionship.

Their lawsuit also alleged violations of the Texas product liability law.

Rep. DeLay, who since has taken a leading role promoting tort reform, wants to rein in trial lawyers to protect American businesses from what he calls "frivolous, parasitic lawsuits" that raise insurance premiums and "kill jobs."

Last September, he expressed less than warm sentiment for attorneys when he took the floor of the House to condemn trial lawyers who, he said, "get fat off the pain" of plaintiffs and off "the hard work" of defendants.

Aides for DeLay defended his role as a plaintiff in the family lawsuit, saying he did not follow the legal case and was not aware of its final outcome.

The case was resolved in 1993 with payment of an undisclosed sum, said to be about $250,000, according to sources familiar with the out-of-court settlement. DeLay signed over his share of any proceeds to his mother, said his aides.

Three years later, DeLay cosponsored a bill specifically designed to override state laws on product liability such as the one cited in his family's lawsuit. The legislation provided sweeping exemptions for product sellers.

The 1996 bill was vetoed by President Clinton, who said he objected to the DeLay-backed measure because it "tilts against American families and would deprive them of the ability to recover fully when they are injured by a defective product."

AND AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT DOES TOMMY 'BALL SACK' DELAY'S MOTHER SAY ABOUT ALL THIS?
"She acknowledged questions comparing her family's decision in 1988 to the Schiavo conflict with a slight smile. "It's certainly interesting, isn't it?"

Yes Mrs. DeLay, it certainly is.

Send in the Stormtroopers!!

You're not happy with the law?
Tired of 'activist' judges doing their jobs?
Don't agree with two-thirds of the country?
And you're the governor of a state, just send in the cops.

This is the proper action according to Nutsack John Gibson at Faux News.

"He (Jeb Bush) should think about telling his cops to fo over to Terri Schiavo's hospice, go inside, put her on a gurney and load her into an ambulance. They could take her to a hospital, revive her, and reattach her feeding tube."

Hey Cockfuck, is there anything else you might need? Not a big fan of abortion in Colorado, maybe you can suggest to the conservative governor to send some troops in, take the women into custody and hold them until they give birth.

Are you into Bush's plan for social security, but most of the country isn't with you? No problem, maybe Bush can send some federal agents to everyone's work, take them to the bank, force them to cash the check, take a chunk of it and invest it for them. They might not like it and it may not be legal, but fuck 'em, how do they know what's good for them?

Afraid Mexicans are going to enter the country and take your job? Let's shoot them. I know, I know, not legal...but laws are silly anyhow.

What about the gays? You're not a big fan of the gays. What if Bush sent troops to all gay bars, drag the people out and ship them to Canada.

That's all folks

2004-2005 SEASON...OVER!!

So now I'm a bad parent just because I hate my kid!

MAYBE I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON, IF I GOT ARRESTED FOR MY PARENT'S FANATICAL RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies, and Pinellas Park, Fla., police officers arrest 10-year-old Joshua Heldreth, of Charlotte, N.C., for trespassing on Woodside Hospice property in Pinellas park, Fla. Heldreth was attempting to bring Terri Schiavo a glass of water. Schiavo's feeding tube was removed by court order Friday, March 18, 2005

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex

WHAT DID I JUST READ TODAY ON CNN.COM?
- Tyrannosaurus Rex?
- 70-million years old?
- Soft tissue?
- DNA...Dino DNA?

Haven't I already seen this movie?
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But this can't be? This must be some liberal plot, funded by George Soros, attempting to prove that so-called "evolution" is fact. But that can't be, because we all know that there are no dino's and even if there were, they couldn't be over 70-million years old because God created the Earth only 3,000 years ago...duh!

KILL ALL THOSE WHO DISAGREE ME AND SEND THEM TO HELL!!!

I Got an "F" because of activist liberal teachers

Capitol bill aims to control ‘leftist’ profs
THE LAW COULD LET STUDENTS SUE FOR UNTOLERATED BELIEFS

"Republicans on the House Choice and Innovation Committee voted along party lines Tuesday to pass a bill that aims to stamp out “leftist totalitarianism” by “dictator professors” in the classrooms of Florida’s universities."

Read article here!



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